A bumbling young film crew, shooting a low-budget horror movie in an abandoned orphanage, discovers that a family of sadistic killers has rewritten their script.

When a biker gang terrorizes Esperanza County, Enyo, a Texas Ranger, undercover as a bad-ass outlaw biker babe teams up with old Ezra, the blind-sniper hermit and his seeing-eye coyote,…

When a group of international criminals from his past kidnap his daughter, the world's greatest commando sets out for revenge in this action-packed parody of everything you loved about the…