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Jersey Shore Massacre

Teresa and her girls go to New Jersey for sun and sex, but they’re shocked by an unexpected twist that sends them far from Seaside Heights and into the New Jersey Pine Barrens. The girls are terrified by the stories about the Jersey Devil and the Pineys’ population. They also encounter a dim-witted neighbor. After escaping from their salon, they return to Seaside Heights, where they meet five fist pumping delinquents, who repeatedly disrespect everyone with their inexcusable behavior. The group soon meets up at Seaside Bar where they get ejected from inciting an altercation. The group decides that there is no other place to be and retreats to Pine Barrens house for night of sexual delights. The group is blinded by selfishness and doesn’t realize that they have a long-standing debt to humanity. As a result, each body is added to the pile by a psychotic killer who has more than a vested interest. –Anonymous